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- “Two black dogs drink beer ride bikes and tend to their herb garden”
- “Talking Heads dance on a Le Corbusier and Point Break in the corner”
- “A happy birthday shirt”
- “Cryptic Crossword and hiking”
- “Kurt Vonnegut eats baked goods and reads a thesaurus”
- “Harry Potter rides a deer over Russia”
- “Kermit eats Ramm noodles and gets hit by lightning”
- “Electric Wizard”
- “The horse that lives in the secret world in the clouds”
- “Mahommed and ladies play cricket and listen to techno”
- “Ex- Boyfriend #1″
- “Matt Berry eats a taco whilst riding a dinosaur”
- “A cool storm trooper”
- “Party time”
- “Kuato says, OPEN YOUR MIND”
- “Paramore”
- “Larry”
- “Important words with Virginia Woolf”
- “2Pac”
- “Emily and Kate’s cool adventure”
- “Eternal champion SPOD”
- “Bear and mouse wearing propeller hats and holding hands”
- “A nerd rides a beast”
- “Ol Dirty Bastard”
- “This cake is great but where is Dhana?” In comemoration of missing cake with Louise Bourgeois
- “Megadeth”
- “Dog drinks coke and hands out giant pills”
- “Nothin’ but net! Vegan cats play B Ball”
- “Bart + Stuff is cool”
- “Fugazi, Jesus and Mary chain, Black Flag, Are you being served, the Benny Hill show, red wine”
- “Stage Pain”
- “Iron Maiden”
- “Cat, Dog and Possum, chasing in order of tail thickness”
- “Amanda Palmer and cat drink coffee and read books”
- “Science”
- “Time for cinema and kyaking and coffee”
- “Pet shop boys and Karen Walker swim in the ocean and drink martinis”
- “Girls smoke rollies on the beaches of Greece with soccer balls”
- “Cool friends Kenzie and Jen”
- “Kendra and Richard Morcroft ride an elephant”
- “Tetris is cool and meat sux”
- “Cats love films, books, baking and taking naps and so does Renee”
- “Indiana Jones does biology whilst a dino eats a fish”
- “Captain America loves Acid Stag and also wears antlers”
- “Tigress sips her tea whilst petting tiger”
- “Meat sux (so do bogans)”
- “Oh no, I’ve run out of pudding”
- “Jess and Ken”
- “The hills are alive with the sound of music, flamingos and choc chip cookies”
- “Dinos are cool”
- “Sexy Jodie Foster”
- “Kristina Rose riding an Okapi”
- “Take acid Fuck fat bitches”
- “Cloud Control, Pokemon, Grease and Harry Potter”
- “Sun set cat”
- “Sly eats ice cream and reads ‘organic gardener’”
- “All cool things”
- “Yoga and nature”
- “Two- way for sisters who love Twin peaks, cats, Mike Patton and Jack White”
- “Larry David, gogo dancing cats and Jethro Tull”
- “Alexa Chung and Atomic Fireballs”
- “Wine me dine me 69 me”
- “Cephalopods are gross but moles are cool”
- “Love child of Frida Kaloh and Salvador Dali”
- “Yes cats”
- “David Byrne and Minnie ponder ‘Pyjamarama’”
- “Grug, Narwhal and Lionel Richie ponder the cosmos”
- “Science is cool… with turtles”
- “Cocktails, lobsters, flamingos, volcanos…. all cool”
- “Murder she wrote”
- “Scary dog eats a bike”
- “Never wear shoes”
- “My parents are the coolest and i also like synths”
- “Boy scout says, it’s called tomato sauce not ketchup”
- “Somebody must have an orphanage for all these things that nobody wants anymore”
- “Just married two- way”
- “Bird with black belt in Karate who loves reading fantasy novels”
- “Rabbit, squirrel and Harry Potter”
- “Two and a half men”
- “Bart Simpson wearing a pavement T-shirt”
- “Lady Gaga rides a swan”
- “Alien and Enya together at last”
- “ITCH is the coolest and so are cocktails”
- “Happy birthday nature”
- “Evolution”
- “Mini Diana takes picture of beer and beagle with headphones on fries”
- “Cats play tennis in the sun whilst sexy boy drinks wine”
- “Cats, dogs, vodka, pizza and bitchin’”
- “Bret Easton Ellis”
- “Withnail and cat drink beer and play Boggle”
- “Cat, flowers, painting and bright colors”
- “Zebra reads a book and drinks chai”
- “Stussy”
- “Slayer”
- “Amelie, cheese and chocolate”
- “California Republic bear flag”
- “Concrete playground”
- “Michael Pitt”
- “Billy Joel scuba diving”
- “David Duchovney, Christopher Walken and Jeff Goldblum getting abducted by aliens”
- “Volcano, whale and t- rex wearing ‘The Kinfe’ T- shirt, also a banjolele”
- “Officer McNulty”
- “Bella 4 cats 4 EVA”
- “Jaccaranda Queen Felicity and Paul Keeting with Prince”
- “B.L 4 K.L 4 eva IDAT”
- “Athena Football club”
All T- shirt designs have been devised using the ‘about me’ information given to me in the order process. As you can see interests can be as vast or minimal as you like. If you have a specific image in mind or if you would like to include a portrait of yourself or your friends just email me your ideas and i’ll see what is possible! Easy peasy!










































































































After wearing this t-shirt handmade by Kenzie, I suddenly had a strong love for Slayer and discovered I could shred like magic! Thanks Kenzie! Thanks Slayer!
I love my handmade t-shirt even more than I love science! Thanks more than all the stars and atoms in the universe Kenzie xx
I really like Pavement and I really like the concept of the ‘bad dude’ Bart Simpson. Now, to have them as one on the same t-shirt that I can now wear daily – priceless. Kenzie, I hope that we can one day meet and I can thank you properly. Thank you handmade tshirts by Kenzie!
My shirt gives so many hole boners, my own personal world is about to prolapse!
I can’t remember nor imagine what life would be like without my handmade t-shirt by Kenzie, and i’m worried that if i ever take it off, i will forget everything i learned during the post-shirt era. This alsomgoes a as a warning; if you see me in the street, do not, i repeat do NOT try to take this shirt off me!
I am now the proud owner of two “Handmade T-shirts By Kenzie” garments and must say that I could not be happier with them. The “Bella 4 Cats 4 Eva” t-shirt is probably the most amazing thing my eyes have ever seen. It’s like my Soul wrote a postcard saying “hey this totally sums up everything about us” and then sent it to my brain via registered mail but instead of words it was just a picture of a cat in a teacup.
I like David Bowie, but I also like Britney spears. I’m not sure if this is something you can handle.
I have yet to receive my t-shirt but woke up this morning with its exact message mysteriously tattooed across my face! Thanks Kenzie!
I left a rambling list of interests which Kenzie translated into something beautiful and awe-inspiring which I can wear on my torso – three of my favourite actors being abducted by aliens! My life has changed forever
I love my t-shirt Kenzie! Thanks so much.
I just want to make sure washing is ok? (hand wash?)
She handled it. I am blown away.
Hey Kenzie
I realize that the t-shirts you’ve made are for people you know only, but is there any chance I could buy a t-shirt? If its not possible, then i encourage you to start an online t-shirt shop, where people give you five ideas, you create the t-shirt, and send it off. I have no doubt people would love it!!!
BEST T-SHIRT EVER!!!
Thanks Kenzie!!!
The first comment I received on my t-shirt was… That’s a highly amazing t-shirt. I thought it summed it up perfectly. Love it.
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I love my shirt, it rocked up pretty quickly & it fits really well. I get so many comments when I wear it. I’m very glad I decided to go ahead with an order, even though I wasn’t quite sure what to expect, it’s somehow exactly what I wanted. If you’re thinking about getting one, just do it. Well worth it. Thanks Kenzie!